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March 24, 2011 | 10:35pm
Mood: ㅋㅋㅋ

I am in dire need of getting laid, and I'm contemplating putting up "Booty call desired" on my Grindr account. Which is kind of what Grindr is intended for, but when you are one of the three visible foreigners in a 100km radius it just isn't a good idea to be too obvious/desperate. Even if you are.

I foresee a desperate, drunken 2am trip to the gay bars in my near future. Which will probably result in a) boredom, b) further drunkenness, and c) no sex. Been there, done that.

Okay, now that I've gotten that out my my system, I'm just going to put this here to remind myself: I am after a relationship, dammit. You gotta fuck a few toads before you find your prince. That metaphor didn't really work. I apologize. My point is, I shall suffer in silence. On my very public blog. Sigh.

For the time being I will sit here and fondle my nuts. Trail Mix style, that is. (So cheap! And delicious. Mmm.)

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