I think it's time I pull out the big guns: skip ahead to the drag queen scenes. Alternatively, I could throw in an alien encounter and maybe that will take up a few thousands words. Christ. I'm a failure.
Today I may be buying an iPod Touch. Or a DSLR camera. Probably the former, because I haven't (over-)researched the latter yet to the extent that I like. I've been holding out for a proper tablet that has everything I want but the technology just isn't there yet. Oh well.
I need to stop pissing around and start sending out my resume. Git 'er done, Adam.