Semi-official decision: I'm going to Thailand in July. You can come with if you want. I intend to spend the vast majority of my time reading on the beach, with the occasional excursion off-beach to get laid. I may also go to Cambodia or Vietnam as well, but... we'll see.
My friends and coworkers are pretty awesome. I mean, yeah, they drive me insane half the time (and I'm sure I do the same in return), but they've made my birthday pretty awesome. Thanks, guys.
I need to get laid, like, right fucking now. I don't think I need to explain myself.