THE EXCERPT!!!! PLZ DO NOT STEAL THX!!
(Also, ladies, SOME QUESTIONS:
Is this relatively realistic? Does it sound like the protagonist is a woman? Does the guy sound like he's attractive/arrogant/your typical romance novel love interest? Does the humor seem forced at all? Seriously, any help/criticism you can give will be much appreciated. THANKS!)
"So tell me about yourself," he said invitingly. "Dr. Diesfeld mentioned you worked at Gloucester, Roy, and Buckleman. Did you know Jeffrey Buckleman?"
Well, hell. Of course he'd bring up Jeff.
"Yes," I said, unable to disguise the ice in my voice. "Yes, I know Mr. Buckleman."
He looked interested. "Really! Did you work under Jeff, or under one of the other partners or associates?"
Fortunately, the phone began to ring, saving me from having to answer. "Sorry, let me just get this," I said while picking up the phone. It was Lisa down in HR, telling me to try to bring down my documents when I had the chance, and how was the office, and then she went on about Theresa in Accounting's marital troubles until I interrupted her and said I needed to get back to work. Then she said that she would see me at lunch. Apparently Michelle had been busy. I looked up and was startled to discover that Holloway was still standing in front of me. Paul, that is. Holloway.
"Lisa Jackson?" he asked, amused.
I nodded ruefully. "I don't even remember meeting her before, though I know I did," I confessed. "She just started talking--"
He laughed. "She does that," he said. "Now, where were we?" he asked, his voice deepening ever so slightly. He sounded downright seductive. I was mere seconds from flinging myself across my desk and gasping out, "Take me, take me now!" when he took a few steps toward me. Dear God, he wanted to have sex with the door open?
"Tell me," he began, his voice more seductive than ever. I don't have any condoms in my briefcase, do I? I mentally shook myself. Of course you don't, you don't do that sort of thing, but for this man, well-- "Are you doing anything for lunch today?" Sweet Jesus, he wanted to go to lunch. Him. With me. Together. I was screwed, possibly literally.
That thought felt like a cold bucket of water had been dumped over me. I may have found him attractive, and I may have wanted to see what was under that perfectly fitted Hugo Boss suit, but-- it was a bad idea on many, many levels. After Jeff, I'd sworn off dating coworkers. Not that what we'd had was dating. Well, okay, it was dating, because it definitely wasn't screwing. Not technically, at any rate. Nothing ever went in. I had morals, damn it, even if I was a horrible person and a failure at life. I'd learned my lesson. Jeff made sure of that.
"I-- I--" I suddenly remembered that I'd be meeting with Michelle, Sylwia, and probably half of HR and Accounting for lunch as well. "Actually, I have plans for lunch."
"How about dinner?" he took another step toward me. To get any closer he'd need to circle my desk. Or get on top of it.
"I'll be busy," I said. That was a lie.
He looked pensive for a moment. "Are you doing anything Friday night?" he asked me.
Was I really that hot? Don't answer that. "Sorry," I said. "I have plans." Another lie.
"All night?" he asked, skeptically.
"Yes," I said. "I, um, will be going out. With friends," I added. That was also a lie. Odds are I was going to get Chinese take-out and watch the Colin Firth version of Pride & Prejudice for the ninetieth time. Maybe I could invite Tim and Joe over and we could play drinking games until we either passed out drunk, or the miniseries finished, whichever came first. Actually, that sounded like it would be a good time. Maybe that wasn't a lie after all. I made a mental note to call Tim.
He paused. "Are you trying to avoid going out with me?" he asked.
My eyes flew up to meet his. "No," I said defensively. A lie. "I'm just really busy," I continued. Another lie.
"Because it sure sounds like you're trying to avoid a date with me," he said.
"I think you're insecure," I said. Did I seriously just say that? His gaze sharpened and I knew I had.
"Have you heard anything about me?" he questioned me, a serious tone in his voice.
My brow furrowed. "Um, no--"
A confused look crossed his face. "Then you should go out with me," he said.
"Maybe next week," I said. I wasn't entirely sure if that was a lie or not. I'd see how I felt about my job then.
"Excellent," he said, a satisfied tone to his voice. He glanced at his watch - which was gold and covered in crystals and looked like it cost more than what I made in six months - and said, "I should get going. I'll see you later," he said, making it sound like a promise. The look in his eyes made it extremely clear that he fully intended to fulfill his promise. At that, he turned around and left my office, an arrogant stride to his step.
I watched him go, admiring the fit of his pants. When I was certain he wasn't coming back, I dropped my head to the desk. I wanted to screw the most attractive man I'd seen in months - years - and evidently he wanted me too. Or he was a creep. With my luck, he was probably both.
But man, was he hot.
While writing tonight I developed a newfound appreciation for the song "Blinding" by Florence + the Machine. I mean, I love her entire album (BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR), but that song-- oh my god. I want it to be played at my funeral. If that isn't a compliment, I don't know what is. (Click to listen on YouTube.)
No more dreaming of the dead as if death itself was undone
No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden
No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love
No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love
No more dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world