"I am happy to hear that you aren't going to sign being that I feel you should work for a more trustworthy organization."
He then went on to recommend cities to work/live in. Nice.
Today I went through my father's closet and stole a few truly hideous ties. He doesn't wear any of them - and hasn't worn one since the '70s - but he still refused to give up any of his paisley silk ties. Whatever. Now I need to go to Goodwill or the Salvation Army store to look for some more. Preferably ones with Mickey Mouse on them. Who said I don't have class?