Needless to say, I'm looking forward to getting (and staying) the fuck out of Indiana.
In other news, I am the proud owner of a new, fairly inexpensive laptop (Lenovo IdeaPad). It's amazing. And beautiful. I think I may be forced to bear its children. Plus, the speakers are ridiculously amazing, which is always a plus. I mean, we're talking fucking amazing speakers here. I practically came in my boxers when I first turned these puppies on.
So, now that I'm actually able to see the screen without a flashlight - what's up? I haven't read my friends page in over a week and I'm not planning to go back through it. Summarize your week. Tell me all the dirty details. I'm curious, I'm bored, I'm in pain, and I'm in a really shitty mood, so make it funny... or else.