Thoughts of things to which I'll apply next year: Boren fellowship, Fulbright, French teaching assistantship, teaching English in Russia... if none of that works out, I'll join the Peace Corps. If that doesn't work out, I'll slit my wrists. There! All options covered! (In the mean time I shall continue writing like a motherfucker and hoping that pandering to the Unwashed Masses will $$$pay off$$$ one day.)
Exciting news! Turns out I have a "very solid" A in JINS, so I don't need to revise my papers! This frees up so much time it's not even funny. Plus, I went ahead and did my French Business final today (I watched Marius et Jeannette and created a teaching lesson for it), so I have even less to do next week. How awesome am I? Answer: ridiculously.