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April 24, 2008 | 03:03am
Mood: quadrupled

I am a horrible student. Excuse me while I fail out of college and end up living in a box in an obscure back alley of Mogadishu, where I will ply my wares in order to survive. That's a shitload of italicized melodrama right there, folks. Or, in other words: fuck, I'm fucked.

So before the end of the semester I may go out drinking with a certain pretentious Philosophy Guy we all know and... well, love isn't the right word. Despise? Mock constantly behind his back? Insult on a daily basis? This will indeed be a night to remember (!).

I feel as if the invent of Facebook Chat has made Facebook jump the shark. I am seriously this close to deleting my account. So if I'm suddenly gone one day... you'll know why.

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from: brittnik
date: April 24, 2008 05:18pm (UTC)
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with you on facebook, it's getting worse and worse.

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Adam

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from: aodh
date: April 24, 2008 06:11pm (UTC)
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I am not the cause of any shark-jumping, dammit!

Well, maybe a little...

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savagewoman

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from: savagewoman
date: April 24, 2008 07:11pm (UTC)
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Erm, Mogadishu?

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Adam

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from: aodh
date: April 24, 2008 08:18pm (UTC)
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I know, I know; Mogadishu is slightly... unsafe... these days.

Perhaps I should consider an alternate location for my box. Abu-Dhabi, maybe. Or Kabul.

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savagewoman

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from: savagewoman
date: April 24, 2008 09:24pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I heard you can go to Abu Dhabi by mail. At least if you're an annoyingly cute grey striped kitten.

(yes, I have been reading Garfield a lot lately. Does it show?)

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Adam

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from: aodh
date: April 25, 2008 03:34am (UTC)
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Hahahahaha. Just a tad. :P

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