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No, seriously, it's all rolls of excess skin.

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April 3, 2007 | 09:51am
Mood: yearning
Music: Xavier Naidoo - Wo Willst Du Hin

Dear Washboard Abs,

I know we're perfect strangers, but I'd really like to meet you. Please ignore the roll of skin (not fat, dammit! Skin!) and come say hi. I swear, I'll keep doing what I've already been doing: miles of running, crunches, sit-ups, healthy food--you name it, I'll do it. All for you.

Warmest Regards,

P.S. If you'd like, you can bring your buddies Rock-Solid Pecs, Tight Buns, and maybe even Mountainous Biceps. We could have a party! In fact, I'll go so far as to promise you this: your greatest enemy, Rolls of Fat, will never be allowed to crash our delightful soirée. Think about it!

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thx u

from: aodh
date: April 3, 2007 05:47pm (UTC)

You... mean... it's not?



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