I know we're perfect strangers, but I'd really like to meet you. Please ignore the roll of skin (not fat, dammit! Skin!) and come say hi. I swear, I'll keep doing what I've already been doing: miles of running, crunches, sit-ups, healthy food--you name it, I'll do it. All for you.
P.S. If you'd like, you can bring your buddies Rock-Solid Pecs, Tight Buns, and maybe even Mountainous Biceps. We could have a party! In fact, I'll go so far as to promise you this: your greatest enemy, Rolls of Fat, will never be allowed to crash our delightful soirée. Think about it!