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Russian stole my virginity :'(

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December 8, 2006 | 09:31pm
Mood: that's okay, my will is good.
Music: The Polyphonic Spree - Lithium




Borefest - ISTJ

20% Extraversion, 26% Intuition, 66% Thinking, 53% Judging

One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.



You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.



You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...



As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.



Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.



Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...


Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving


Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging


Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging














My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 9% on Extraversion
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You scored higher than 1% on Intuition
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You scored higher than 59% on Thinking
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You scored higher than 61% on Judging




Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


Wrist slitting will commence in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...

(Is this true? Am I boring? 'cos seriously, I knew I wasn't really fascinating, but am I doomed to a lifetime of loneliness and being awkward? Answer: yeah, probably. Response: yeah, well fuck all of y'all! My languages will keep me warm!)


Awesome mental image: language-sex! Anglo-Saxon + Old French = for teh win!!11 And by that, I really mean that they had a dirty bastard lovechild who was even more of a tramp than they were. After all, English got into everyone's pants--from Spanish, who was already having ghey secks with Quechua, to the man-hating Feminazi Russian's pants, for crying out loud! And then there's that skanky whore, German... (Okay, sorry, I got a little bit carried away...)

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Bedlam boys are bonny

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from: mad_maudlin
date: December 9, 2006 07:39am (UTC)
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you are a beautiful, beautiful man. no, really. but now I want russian and chinese to have babies.

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Adam

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from: aodh
date: December 9, 2006 09:42am (UTC)
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hahaha... forget about drunk dialing, you drunk lj-comment :P

chinese everything + russian grammar = best language ever. da/nyet?

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