Adam (aodh) wrote,

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In Which I Have A Hit TV Show. Or: ow!

I am rapidly becoming convinced that my exploits in shaving should be filmed and called "The Adam Miller Comedy Hour!" As I accidently slit my throat for the 9344579th time, people throughout the country--or, hell, the world--would be laughing at my crazy antics. "Gosh, grandpa! What will that Adam Miller think of next? D'you think he might slice off his nose?"

All of the hype for Snakes on a Plane has pretty much made me lose the will to live. What's the difference between SoaP and any one of those other ridiculous B-action movies? (Answer: SoaP has more annoying twats obsessing over it... and a significantly larger number of snakes.) I really should just quit trying to understand pop culture.
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