I've known you were gay since 1999. Do I get a prize?
lollercopters and roffles,
The Gaydar God
P.S. Your hair fucking sucks ass, you dumb cunt, and it has ever since you decided that "frosting" was an appropriate hair style. Get out of the '90s ASAP or I'll fucking bust a cap in your ass and shave your head while you lay dying in a back alley. Your blood will pool beneath your rapidly cooling body and I will laugh as I take pictures of your bald head and e-mail them to all of the tabloids. It's Gonna Be You, Bitch.