- My gaydar is pretty much perfect
- I really enjoy Wolfmother. It's like the ultimate in indie hard metal stoner rock. (Recommendations: Colossal, Joker & the Thief.)
- The members of Facebook's "Indie Kids" group have a fucking awful taste in music, and I don't actually think any of them understand what the term "indie" means. Fucking indie hipsters.
- I've come to the conclusion that I do, in fact, know how to flirt; however, I do not realize that I am doing so until after the flirtation is over, so it's kind of pointless.
WHAT IS WITH MY LINGUISTIC INEPTITUDE TODAY? Good grief.