September 30th, 2007

this is me

and you wonder what's next.

What I have learned from Russian literature:
You will die alone, without love, and quite possibly insane. Your (untimely) demise will occur after at least 1000 pages of angst and philosophizing on the subject of absolutely nothing. Your pathetic, worthless life will then be analyzed by students of your obscure branch of literature for the next hundred years.

Oh, and your dog will die, too. Loser.

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