March 5th, 2007

suffocating in here

oh, much too scared to feel what i do

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In other news, my life is boring.

I've been doing a lot of reading. I have come to the conclusion that, no matter how chiseled the hero's body, or how mundanely average the protagonist appears, sex scenes are all shit. Reading about the same "washboard" abs and the same "moistening" page after page is not hot. Neither is using the word "slit." And joking about turning into a leopard mid-coitus--what the fuck?* Please get back to the demons taking over the world. Thx!

I've also been trying to find the gumption to get my hair cut, but it just ain't happening. Oh well. Maybe later this week?


* This may just be the sort of book I read. I like vampires, I like werewolves, I like magic, but I don't like bad sex scenes. I could name some names (cough cough LAURELL "the rancid cunt" K HAMILTON), but I'll avoid it... for now. All's I want're some good sex scenes. Or maybe just sex with a werewolf. I'm not picky.
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this is me

Two posts in one day? What is the world coming to?!

My vote for the next presidential election will be based solely on one factor: huggability. Do I want to hug this person? Will I continue to want to hug them if they are elected? Will they throw me into Guantanamo Bay if I hug them? Is hugging them like hugging a teddybear? Would they try to do untoward things to me if I hug them?

These are important things to consider--and I, for one, await our future president with arms wide open.
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