December 8th, 2006

already dead

Russian stole my virginity :'(

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Wrist slitting will commence in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...

(Is this true? Am I boring? 'cos seriously, I knew I wasn't really fascinating, but am I doomed to a lifetime of loneliness and being awkward? Answer: yeah, probably. Response: yeah, well fuck all of y'all! My languages will keep me warm!)

Awesome mental image: language-sex! Anglo-Saxon + Old French = for teh win!!11 And by that, I really mean that they had a dirty bastard lovechild who was even more of a tramp than they were. After all, English got into everyone's pants--from Spanish, who was already having ghey secks with Quechua, to the man-hating Feminazi Russian's pants, for crying out loud! And then there's that skanky whore, German... (Okay, sorry, I got a little bit carried away...)
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