June 29th, 2004

this is me

god save the queen.

I really don't care if this makes sense to anyone. :)

[paraphrased from Deputy Wiegel...]

"He reminds me of a character from Mary Poppins who no one knows and who rides around in an old jalopy while selling slushies and then grabs his customers and rapes them."

Yeah, it's a really awful bit of paraphrasing... but good lord, I was dying for about 15 minutes after I heard that.

Oh, and then there's Lt. Dangle saying "We do not eat the dog!"

Reno 911! is the best show on television. Period.
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wasn't my bullet

if the pain goes on...

Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY, DEAR TIFFANY
happy birthday to you!


(Yeah, it's a couple of hours early, but I'm about to turn off the computer for the night [to read, of course], and I want to be the first. :) )


Completely unrelated lyrics:

i push my fingers into my eyes
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
but it's made of all the things i am today
jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
if the pain goes on,
i'm not gonna make it
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