April 1st, 2004

wasn't my bullet

shirley, you joke!

Riddle me this:

Why is it April Fool's Day and nobody has pulled a prank?

I should do one. (Thus, if I IM you and say, "I got a girl pregnant... could you help pay for the abortion?" then I am just lying, folks!)

That is all.


A woman walked into a doctor's office and said "WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!"

This makes sense to... none of you.
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