Okay, decision made: I'm going to Bali, Indonesia, for two weeks. I'll be there alone for about 5-6 days and then Vanessa will come and we'll spend the rest of the time together. I intend on sitting on the beach and in my hotel room and eating lots of bad stuff. This is going to be a completely relaxing, no stress vacation.
Who am I kidding? I'm going to be bored shitless. At least I'll be bored in another country.