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An Open Letter (to people I don't talk to)

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January 27, 2012 | 08:54pm
Mood: serious

Dear Facebook Friends,
Please stop posting photos of your children until they have gotten past the "ugly as a brick" stage. 18 months is a good goal.

Regards,
Your Facebook Friend


P.S. If your month old baby is cute I have no problems. It's the bald old men in disguise as a newborn that I take issue with.

P.P.S. My kids will be 50x cuter than yours and I fully intend on proving this with 100 photos a day. You know, when men can get pregnant, or when I can afford surrogacy/adoption. Whichever comes first.

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Caitlin Dean

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from: caitlindean
date: January 28, 2012 06:00am (UTC)
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Oh my god.

This.

I hope that you're including ultrasound pictures. Because those are gross/creepy as fuck.

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Adam

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from: aodh
date: January 28, 2012 11:47pm (UTC)
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Hahaha. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I understand why people want to post photos of their kids and I'm sure I'll follow in suit in a few years, but wow, I never realized kids were so ugly...

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